NYAC "Michael Jackson Thriller" Open
May 15, 2005
Registration closes May 14, 2005
New York Athletic Club
180 Central Park South, New York, NY USA Map
Online Payments Not Accepted
Do you have a deep dark desire to wear just one glove? Are you "Bad" or "Dangerous"? Do you Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'? Yearning to give somebody a good spanking? Come to the NYAC for a Thriller of an epee tournament...
Registration closes May 14, 2005
New York Athletic Club
180 Central Park South, New York, NY USA Map
Online Payments Not Accepted
Do you have a deep dark desire to wear just one glove? Are you "Bad" or "Dangerous"? Do you Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'? Yearning to give somebody a good spanking? Come to the NYAC for a Thriller of an epee tournament...
Note This is a Old AskFRED event. Registrations and results are all correct, but some other data could be missing.
Do you have a deep dark desire to wear just one glove?
Are you "Bad" or "Dangerous"?
Do you Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?
Yearning to give somebody a good spanking?
This Sunday is your chance! Come to the NYAC for a Thriller of an epee tournament... Just don't let your face fall off in the middle of it...
Official Info
The NYAC is hosting an open mixed epee event this Sunday, May 15th. Registration closes at 9:30am. All entries will be taken on-site. This is an official USFA and Metropolitan Division sponsored event, meaning ratings will be awarded where earned.
NYAC Tournament Notes and Rules
- Hands-Off: Michael Jackson jokes aside, no molestation of young boys will be tolerated (Brendan Baby, this means you!).
- Well-Oiled Machine: We will be using our newly aquired "Fencing Time" software to run the event. I have clearance to buy a new printer to replace our circa 1979 1 page-per-minute model, however I have been too damn lazy to do so.
- Ask Who?: This tournament is listed on AskFRED (Fencing Results and Events Database) .
- Time Is Money: A new late-fee of $5 for anybody begging and pleading after we seed. No exceptions whatsoever (beautiful women 18+ speak to me privately).
- Infants Only: All monies will be collected immediately upon sign-in... so you'd better ask daddy the night before if you need some cash, cause I won't be chasing you around for it (you can thank our JO silver-medalist Stanley Vaksman who STILL owes $5).